Byo woman says ENOUGH after bedding man with over-sized joystick

Lover warned Bulawayo lady about his weapon that takes no prisoners

            I warned her that I had a huge one. However, it made her more excited about sleeping with me

A woman from Cowdray Park suburb, Sandra Shirwa (28) says she has had enough of her her 32-year-old boyfriend Tanaka Moyo’s magic wand as she claims that he endures pain every time she shares the forbidden fruit with him.

Just three months into their relationship, Shirwa wants out because she gets hurts whenever they have se_x.

Shirwa said at first she was impressed by the size but later it became a problem.

“At first I was excited because his pen!s was huge. I endured pain the first time we slept together.

Many se_xual encounters came by but nothing changed, I would feel cramps and pains around my vag_na and stomach,” she said.

Admittedly he has got the biggest anatomy compared to everyone she has dated.

“This didn’t happen with my previous lovers, I would enjoy se_x without any problem at all,” she added.

Moyo said he first warned her about his weapon that takes no prisoners.

“I warned her that I had a huge one. However, it made her more excited about sleeping with me

“This is the third time such a thing has happened. I hope to find someone who will be able to accept me as I am,” he added.

All women have different  preferences, some want men who carry big goods however, others prefer dynamite which comes in small packages.

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