Tinashe Zisengwe

A man from Doma is still in the crucibles of confusion after he allegedly killed his wife over crimes of passion after he failed to use his bottom energy for horizontal gymnastics alleging that his wife had centrally locked him.

Andrea Mukwendi (52) of Plot 14 in Mhangura appeared before Chinhoyi Magistrate Patience Chirimo charged with murder.

Prosecuting Eugine Moyo said Mukwendi had a marital dispute with his wife over allegations that the wife had used juju to lock his manhood to prevent him from engaging in extra marital affairs.

Mukwendi failed to come to terms with what transpired and struck his wife with an axe twice on the right ear whist she was asleep and died on spot.

Magistrate Chirimo remanded him in custody for trial next week.